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Love is an attitude, love is a prayer,
For a soul in sorrow, a heart in despair;
Love is good will for the gain of another,
Love suffers long with the fault of a brother
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Random quotes from random people
Sorry nicole I didn't meant to plagerise your copyrighted ideology. Please don't sue me!!!!
Well, after reading our friend Joshua's entry I guess it also came to me to question the existance of my blog. Are they really for my thoughts? but that'll characterise this blog into a blog merely utilised for idle chatter and self-indulgence, I would be better off writing in a diary or journal instead. So? for the noble idea of intellectual discussion and rationalisation of today's society? Man you're talking to someone who hardly reads the news paper.
So, what's my stand? I guess my blog should be for the pleasure of everyone, for the writer me and the readers too. *smiles* Well, if you're happy then I'm happy too...it brings great joy bringing joy to others. Think I should do some voulnteering social work during the holidays. So here you go, some wacky quotes I dug up.
"My toughest fight was with my first wife" - Muhammad Ali
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates
"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book." - Ronald Reagan
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
"Lack of money is the root of all evil." - George Bernard Shaw
"Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth." - Chuck Norris
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great." -Golda Meir
"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better." - A. J. Liebling
"Happiness is good health and a bad memory." - Ingrid Bergman
"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting." - Gloria Leonard
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." - Robert Orben
This section is just hilarious!!
"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Plato was a bore." - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." - Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)
"I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy." - Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)
"Hemingway was a jerk." - Harold Robbins
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research." - Wilson Mizner
"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Sir Winston Churchill
"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" - Will Rogers
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt." - Mark Twain (omg...*kowtow*)
"Love is friendship set on fire." - Jeremy Taylor
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"I worship the quicksand he walks in." - Art Buchwald
"Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray." - Seymoure Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputers, when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein
"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing." - Wernher Von Braun
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." - Henry Ford
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi
"In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience." - W.B. Prescott
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." - Groucho Marx
"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault." - Henry Kissinger
That's a rather giagantic list of quotes, I hope it didn't bore you even though I really know it is not my fault. Goodnight
reflected by Juls @ 9:38 pm
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Chocolate
Photography
Greeb Pastures
Fellowshipping with friends
Hates
being ignored
Big bad wolf
Cows...they steal my grass
